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I have a certificate in kissing,diplomain caring°ree in loving.Do u have a jobe 4 me! NELLY

Medical Shayari
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you don't breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai! dani 03214342632

Tu mujhy hath per saja ly kangan ki tarah,
Main liptna chahta hoon tujh sy aanchal ki tarah,
Daikho kabhi na tum in aankhoon main aansoor lana,
Main saja hoon teri aankhoon main kajal ki tarah,
Our tu hay mery dil main is tarah,
Jesy baithi ho new saij per dulhan ki tarah. kk - 03452285543

labhdae ha sahara,
sahara nahi labhda
ek vari milya o dobara nahi labhda
gva dai samunder vich khava main gotae
mukader di gal hai kinara nahi labhda
meenu

toot jatay hain sabhi rishtay
magar dil ka dil say rishta apni jaga
tujh se na milnay ka yaqeen hai magar
tujh se milnay ke dua apni jaga ahsan

Hume Hansne - Hasane ki aadat hai,
Nazron se Nazar Milane ki aadat hai,
Par hamari to nazar unse hai ja mili,
Jinhe nazar Jhukake Sharmane ki Aadat hai...Osman +92 (0) 3454 566641

Kamal ho tum,na gulaab ho tum
Meri aankho ke khowaab ho tum
Haanth utha kar rub se jo sawal kiya tha
Un sawalon ka jawab ho tum!Osman +92 (0) 3454 566641

Ik Ada Aap Ki Dil Churaney Ki
Ik Ada Aap Ki Dil Main Bas Janey Ki
Ik Chehra Aap Ka Chand Sa
Ik Zid Humari Chand Ko Paney Ki Miss Bakshi

Some say you are ugly.
Some say you are jungly.
Some say you are pugly.
But
I say you are lovely.
by farhadraza 03212126457

Kisi Kamzoor Lamhey Me,
Agar Main Tum Say Ye Keh Doon,
Mujhey Tum Say "MOHABAAT" Hai,
Tum Ye Mat Samajh Lena,
K....!!
Main Ney SACH Kaha Ho Ga,
Aisi Dil-Nasheen Baaton Ko,
Aisi Dilbar Aadaon Me Kehna,
Mujhey Bachpan Say Aata Hai,
Meri Aankhein Mera Chehra,
Mera Ye Bey Sakhta Lehja,
Ye Sab Kuch JHOOT Kehta Hai Mager,
Iss Jhoot Main Ek SACH Bhi Hai,
K......!!!!!
Mujhey Tum Say "MOHABBAT" Hai.

try ths, go to write msg,activate dictionary [T9] then hide ur screene with ur 1 hand n type 4156831968, now remove ur hand and read it, see the magic do it now,

Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!
Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!
Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif
Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't likeyour face
Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space
Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down
Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga
Tum usse debug karna, wait main karoonga
Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya
Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat
What is your ICQ number, aao karein chat
Tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke female
Yaad raha na ab kuch, na postman , na e-Mail
Main tumhein pyaar kyun karoon, tum nahi ho Ash,
Phir bhi tumhe dekh kar mera, system hota hai crash karan Gurgaon


These are some of the romantic countries in the world,
Holland: hope our love lasts & never dies,
Italy: i trust & love u,
Libya: love is beautiful & u also,
France: friendship remains & never comes to an end.

Kaash dil ki awaaz me itna asar ho jaye ki hum jise
Yaad kare use khabar ho jaye,
Rab se yahi dua hai meri,
K aap jise chahe woh aap ka humsafar ho jaye.


do u know pakistan means...no!ok i m gonna tell you P=perfect A=aimitious K=kool I=islamic S=super T=talented A=able N=nation.......


A question was asked from inzi we have heard your wife had baby, Inzi: first of all thanks to ALLAH, credit goes to boys they really worked hard its a team effort especially afridi.


Ai Khuda, apne chand pe itna guroor na kar,
ek chand sa dost hum bhi rakhte hai,
Jab taarif tere chand ki hoti hai,
log misaal mere chand ki dete hai.

Press down 5 times to become sweet...
1
2
3
4
5
Tusi v ne?
Pehle hi inne sweet ho fir v press kittay ja rahay hoo...

Full Name: Osman +92 (0) 3454 566641
Bathmeez
Chaddar ki KAMEEZ,
Lohe ka PAIJAMA,
Bandar tera MAMA,
Billi teri MAUSI,
Kutte mera YAAR,
Aam ka AACHAR
Miss u mere YAAR!!!

Full Name: Ö§mäñ +92 (0) 3454 566641
Best day aaj, best gift ZINDAGI,
Best eahsaas KHUSHI,
Best feeling PYAR,
Best relationship DOSTI,
Best person HUM,
Best friend MAIN AUR TUM.

Full Name: sameer
1st time daikha us ko
2nd time baat ki
3rd time date per
4th time shaadi k plaining
5th time kisi or k sath
six time 2 bacho k sath
7th time police waley k sath
8th time thanay me
9th time woh daikhnay i
kab mare ga aids k mareez dont do this..

Full Name: sonu
Fikr-e-namaz rakho balance ki tarhan,
Azaan sun kar utho ringtoon ki tarhan,
Quran sharif parho sms ki tarhan,
Dunya mein busy mat ho network ki tarhan. from: Sonu +923204186155


Bahut dur rah kar bhi pass lagte ho,
najaro se door aur rahakar bhi khas lagte ho,
dusro ke diye SMS karte ho,
phir bhi smart lagte ho....

jadoon ve mobile de tali aandi a.
maray dil de dharkan ruk jaandi a.
kisay da khyal dil vich onda a .
per jadoon yes karan lagna wan.
per
per
per
per
o tay miss call e ho jandi a

twinkle twinkle little star
tera boy friend gaya bazar
us ko mil gaya doosra pyar
ab tu beth ker makhyan maaar saba

Dil dost ko do ge to dost banao ge,
saathi ko do ge to saathi banao ge,
gheron ko doge qadar karvao ge,
or agar apno ko doge to pachtao ge.
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8 years boy caught in RAPE case. Lady lawyer holds his penis & says UR HONOUR see him, can he RAPE? Boy
silently: HILA MAT WARNA CASE HAAR JAYEGI SANIA

Ab itni night ko apun tere ko kisi film ki kahani sunane ke liye msg to karega nahin. Common sense ki baat hai
ke tere ko GUD Night bolne ka hai! Chal ludak le..